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Woody Worldwide - White - Hoodie

Woody Worldwide - White - Hoodie

Regular price $64.95 USD
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Soft. Loud. Dangerous. Like you, probably.

This isn’t your average hoodie. It’s a bold broadcast from the unfiltered mind of Woody — the man, the myth, the brand that refused to stay local. If you're looking for peace, pastel tones, or Pinterest vibes… keep scrolling. This one's for the international rebels, the misunderstood creatives, and anyone who reads “must be 18+” as a personal invitation.

The Woody Worldwide hoodie is a wearable disclaimer. It’s soft enough to lounge in but bold enough to make your grandma ask questions. Expect side effects: violence, grisly visuals, strong language, and questionable behavior. But hey, at least you're warm.

And while you're out here triggering timelines, just know:
20% of every purchase goes to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention (AFSP).
Because even the loudest voices are sometimes the ones hurting the most.


Product Features:

  • Built-in passport to global attention

  • Kangaroo pocket for hiding snacks or trauma

  • Drawstring hood to duck out of small talk

  • Medium-heavy cotton/poly blend — like a hug, but with attitude

  • Front-row seat to the Woody experience (18+ only, no refunds for emotional damage)


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Wear it. Post it. Survive it.
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