Woody Worldwide - Red - Long Sleeve

Brace yourself. This one’s got sleeves AND global reach.

Why wear your heart on your sleeve when you could wear the planet?

This Woody Worldwide long sleeve isn’t for mall-walkers, influencers in denial, or anyone who says “I’m just vibing” while clearly falling apart. This tee is for certified villains, visionary creatives, and anyone who thinks “international disruption” should be a lifestyle, not a travel goal.

Crafted from thick, eco-friendly cotton with a vintage heavyweight feel, it’s the kind of shirt you wear when you’re either changing the world — or burning it down stylishly.

🔊 Side Effects May Include:

• Unmatched confidence

• Saying exactly what’s on your mind (unfortunately)

• Spontaneous ideas that scare normal people

• Visibly not caring who’s watching

• Irrational global ambition

Product Features:

• 100% eco-friendly heavyweight cotton

• Classic unisex fit for all body types

• Ribbed collar to keep its shape while you lose yours

• Shoulder tape for added durability (since you carry the team anyway)

• Seamless sides, because nothing about you is “basic”

Care Instructions:
Cold wash. Medium tumble. Do not iron over the chaos.

20% of all net profits are donated to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention (AFSP) — because we go hard for the mission, not just for the style.

@WoodyTheBassist on everything.
We’re going global. You coming or what?