Woody Worldwide - Pink - T-Shirt

You’ve been warned.

This isn’t your average T-shirt — and Woody sure as hell isn’t your average man.
This tee is a passport stamp from chaos. A walking disclaimer. A soft cotton hug that says, “You can’t handle the truth, Karen.”

Crafted for comfort but designed for mayhem, this tee is for those who know Woody’s not just going local — he's going global. Whether you’re at a music fest, sneaking into an abandoned building, or simply yelling “I told you so” at your therapist, this shirt fits the mood. All of them.

Side effects of rocking this tee may include:

• Increased sarcasm

• Brutal honesty

• Strong opinions on everything

• Unsolicited compliments followed by judgmental stares

• Being mistaken for someone with actual emotional availability

Product Features:

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (because we like you... kinda)

• Classic fit for unapologetic chest puffing

• Ribbed collar to survive all your tantrums

• Side seams for structure, because you clearly don’t have any

• Tear-away label so it doesn’t irritate your delicate little neck

Care Instructions:
Cold wash like your heart | Low tumble dry like your ambition
Do not iron over the art (you maniac) | Avoid dry cleaning unless you hate fun

Not for the faint-hearted.
Not for kids.
Definitely not for your boss.
Must be 18+ to even think about rocking with Woody.

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