Woody Worldwide - Black - Crewneck

You asked for comfort, but make it global domination. The Woody Worldwide Crewneck isn’t for soft talkers or small dreams — it’s for the bold, the brutally honest, and anyone tired of being categorized. Woody is international now, baby — and if you can’t handle the heat, kindly exit the hemisphere.

This isn’t just a sweatshirt. It’s a soft, cozy warning label. You get premium comfort, ethically-sourced cotton, and enough graphic sauce to keep your outfit talking long after you’ve stopped. Whether you’re vibing in your city or plotting takeovers from your couch, this is the uniform for unapologetic growth.

And don’t forget — 20% of every net profit gets donated to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention (AFSP), because behind the boldness is real purpose. You’re not just wearing Woody — you’re wearing the mission.

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Product Features

• Soft & breathable 50/50 cotton-poly blend

• Classic fit with clean, seamless design

• Ribbed collar retains shape (no floppy necks here)

• OEKO-TEX-certified dyes & US-grown cotton

• Optional embroidery (flex optional, message mandatory)